Oli's Hail Mary

Oli still thinks he is the Emperor of UML, even if he is running around naked. He tells us that he won't be submitting his 'burned down' property details to this 'foreign-manufactured' government. He questions the whole election results because he got thrashed in Jhapa.

And now, he wants all the UML cadres to make their kids get UML membership to boost the numbers, and also generate funds for his party so that when this government finds out another 'loot' from the State treasury, then he can use the funds to pay back the dues.

I think our communist and socialist chors should realize that we do not live in the 90s. Most of the young ones were born after these buffoons came to power, then. Balen was born after the so-called jana andolan of the 90s. And the majority of the young voters really don't carry the same dhoonga-haaning, railing-bhaaching, tyre-baaling fire in their bellies.

Our young ones want affordable education, employment opportunities, and the resources and the platform to compete on the global stage. This government is the true face of a 'new new Nepal,' not the old one we had, where we got to witness two decades of rampant loot by the Congress, UML, and the Maoist (CUM) chor netas and their jholeys.

The Nepali Congress has already lost half of its paid members, and the UML is in the same hole. Most of us still can't figure out why Oli is still hanging around. This is probably the last-ditch effort from the national comedian, a Hail Mary as they call it in the NFL (American Football), to save his own arse, and he thinks that it will boost his chances of retaining the throne till he drops dead.

Our communist and socialist netas love to talk about what is wrong with Nepal, but when in power, they never really tried to solve the problems at all. Instead of free education and healthcare, we had to deal with the private schools and hospitals owned by the same old party jholeys while our old school netas sought treatment in foreign hospitals and sent their kids to foreign schools abroad.

If you look at the kids of these CUM netas, no one is struggling like millions of our kids. Our parents sell their land or take loans from meter byazis to send their kids to the US, Japan, Australia, and the UK, while the same old chor netas, hakims, and jholeys use their ill-gotten money to fund their kids' education and even real estate ventures in the West.

And these 'nepo' kids talk about how Nepal is the land of opportunities, well, it's for them because they have the looted dough to play with and don't really have to worry about their future till now.

Let's hope our Balen government will investigate all the netas, hakims, and shady byaparis and if found guilty, confiscate all illegal assets going back to the three generations and use those funds to provide better opportunities for the millions of youth whose dreams have been robbed by our socialist and communist netas and their jholeys!

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