The RSP Chief called a meeting, inviting the head honchos of all national political parties to discuss national issues and find a way to ease tensions and allow Parliament to resume. The RPP sent their chairperson, the Nepali Congress sent their lawmakers, and the NCP had MaKuNe, our former PM, who loves all things North Korean but Prachanda was missing, and so were Oli and also our mutton Kazi, Gagan Thapa.
Well, who else missed the chiya guff session? The Mato party boycotted the meeting and Harka was busy ranting on Facebook and Twitter rather than showing up to give his two paisa on how to deal with the border issues and figure out a way not to obstruct the House.
Harka is either eating magic mushrooms or the local raksi too much, or he just thinks he has enough fans beyond Dharan, and his seven-seater van is mature and strong enough and math-friendly to lead the country. I guess Harka is also weak in maths!
Gagan Thapa missed the boat a long time ago. He did become our Health Minister, but he also comes with the old baggage of associating with mundrey gundas from Kavre and doing some shady deals when in power. He should have formed his own Nepali Congress (Mutton) two decades ago rather than waiting for Deuba to drop dead. Deuba has been ousted, but the same old 'corrupt' scent still lingers around the Congressis!
Prachanda is not Pele, that would be Oli if we ask his jholeys, but he is just looking beaten and knows very well that his dream to be a Nepali Stalin ended when he lost the goodwill of the voters after the first Constituent Assembly elections. He then became our PM again, but he was busy with the usual mili-juli sarkar formation and breakups in the past decade. He will have to worry about his past illegal deals when his token number is called up in a year by the committee tasked with investigating all illegal wealth in this country in the past two decades.
Oli is Oli or Pele if you ask his jholeys. Pele won 3 World Cups and is considered the greatest footballer of all time. He is the GOAT! Oli is not! Oli is just a murderer who served his time in prison until he was pardoned by then King Birendra. And he also has blood in his hands once more but wants to blame everyone else but himself for the Gen Z massacre!
Oli is still not repentant. He shows no remorse for the death of our school children. He still has the same ego and 'dictatorial' mood swings since he got his kidneys dismantled by PM Balen in the recent election!
Prachanda now thinks that all communists must unite again. Maybe, Nepali Congress should also join the team and rename the new party, Nepal Communist & Socialist Party (NCSP) and represent the old school looting chors who have turned this country upside down in the past two decades.
Harka and his party could have been a dynamic opposition, but Mahabir Pun alone is doing a whole lot better as an independent lawmaker who supports the government when it is doing the right thing and also reminds them when they seem to be slipping or not doing enough for the people.
The RPP is facing a big challenge as the Rana guy and hundreds of RPP netas have decided to form a new 'nationalist' party, whatever that means. And I won't be surprised if Harka's party faces a split as well in the coming days.
We just hope that the RSP wallajs will remain strong and not be divided like our other buffoons because they have a good five years to show us that they are the only ones who care for the country. PM Balen will speak less because he has already spoken enough to give the opposition some masala forever.
Let us pray that Rabi can hold the party together and choose honest folks to head the RSP in the districts and not just some opportunist who decided to jump ship from the same old chor parties and join RSP to get the Jilla 'Sabhapati' position.
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