Harka Sampang wins the award for the most useless lawmaker in the House with his daily rants, baby tantrums, and out-of-this-world logic on how to provide employment to 2 million youth and make this great country again.
Then we have Gyanendra Shahi, who is the lucky winner for the RPP, and his party is still relevant for now because he won that seat, but sometimes, he seems to still be in the YouTube viral mode with his speeches and his silly remarks.
What we have seen in the past 100 days of this Balen Sarkar is that our opposition wallahs have yet to give some respect to the office of the Prime Minister and the ministers. If we go back a year, then we can see how our media wallahs, and even so-called few opposition wallahs, never dared to make fun of the PM or the mantris for their own selfish reasons.
Just because we have a 36-year-old PM does not mean that the country is in the wrong hands. If we look back at the Panchyati Raaj, folks in their thirties were heading most of the government agencies back then. But it took us a so-called multi-party democracy and then the Republic to somehow believe that 60 and 70-year-olds were wise and sound enough to lead this country to prosperity.
But we saw it all with two decades of mili-juli loot by then the three largest parties, our Congressi, UML, and Maoists (CUM) Chors. Two decades of massive loot and no accountability have left this country high and dry, and our opposition wallahs today expect the Balen Sarkar to make it right in 100 days.
Harkey seems to think that the whole country is behind him. I think Kulman Ghising thought so as well, but it didn't turn out in the polls. Harkey is lucky that he got his 'ethnic' vote to win a few seats and then some PR seats to call himself a national party for now. But with this aggressive disrespect to those in power now and constant rants deriding anything Balen Sarkar does will most likely lead to a one-seatey party in the next election.
Our three old school major parties want us to believe that progress was made during the past two decades, and foreign interference, algorithms, and whatnot led to the rise of RSP in the recent election. Do not disrespect the majority of the voters in this country by labeling them foreign stooges when Prachanda, Deuba, and Oli have been foreign beaches for the past two decades. If we had two decades of prosperity, then five million youth would not be out of this country to keep our economy alive!
Prachanda is just a RAW agent. Deuba has always been selling the country to India, and Oli has his share of foreign help as well. Our opposition wallahs want to find some masala and expect the public to rise and revolt and bring this majority government down within a year.
I think our opposition folks need to be aware that all of you, be it even Balen or Harka or Gyaney, were voted by the public to represent their constituencies, and the topmost priority is to get some funds for your region and make it better, instead of trying to be viral on social media with their weekly nataks.
Deuba will probably die in Hong Kong. Oli might add another kidney and live a few more years. Prachanda is probably taking his anti-depressants with his Blue Label every evening. The old guards need to realize that they have looted enough for the past two decades, and we no longer believe in them except for a few jholeys who think they will get some freebies and wish for a comeback of the old mili-juli loot sarkars!
Let us hope that Harka and his crew will focus on their own constituencies instead of worrying about the whole country. Leave it to the RSP government to figure out how to make this country better. Gyanendra Shahi and Khusbu Oli have taken more foreign trips than Balen will ever take during his time in office. Let's hope they will be transparent with the funds and free tickets, and hotel stays as well, and work as a better opposition rather than looking for all the problems without providing any viable solutions.
This government is here to stay for five years, like it or not. The haters are jealous of Balen because they too wanted to be a PM. Sometimes we have to be lucky or in the right place, or the stars have to be perfectly aligned to live in Baluwatar. Harkey seems to forget that, and if he really wants to be the PM next time, then first reach out to all other ethnic groups and win their hearts and minds; if not, then just shut up and focus on your voters and be a good MP, not a sour grape who talks from his arse!
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